1. Living with my friends
Like what am I supposed to do when a boy texts me and asks me to go on a date? “Mom, can you help me perfectly craft a text back? Emoji or no emoji??”
2. Sleeping in
Even on the weekends, you KNOW your dad is going to be up at 8 a.m. mowing the lawn right outside your window.
3. Meeting new people
Think of all the new people you meet in one weekend in college! Once you graduate, that’s probably the amount you’ll be meeting in two months, maybe.
4. Having an excuse to eat whatever you want and never go to the gym
“I’ll be skinny after I graduate!” Well, guess what…
5. Not being able to sleep and having it not be a problem
I don’t have class until 12! I can nap whenever I want! Nope.
6. Going out on weekdays
Yea, you can’t go to work hungover…you’ll be fired…
7. Going out at all
But I’m tireddddddd
8. Not being judged when I ask someone to take a picture of just me
My siblings are gonna be like wtf and my parents don’t know how iPhone cameras work
9. Tearing my room apart for one outfit and leaving it that way
Why should I clean it if it’s just going to get messy again????
I can’t go to Wawa at 2am, I can’t drive recklessly through a college town, I can’t get unnecessarily drunk in the daytime, I can’t curse off boys while sitting on my porch.
Because I’ll be an actual responsible human after I graduate…