Disclaimer: I can say stuff like this because I’m single – right?
1. Talking about how single you are
Yea, we get it you’re single and ready to mingle but having a hard time mingling.
2. Dating temporarily
Choosing someone to date knowing that you were only going to keep them around for a month or two.
3. Falling in love with sucky people
You know they’re bad for you, yet you still yearn for them.
4. Complaining about how no one likes you
People like you, you just don’t like them back.
5. Harassing your friends who are in a relationship
They care about you, but honestly they don’t care about your chronic singleness.