Online Dating: The Worst Pick Up Lines

I’ve given online dating a shot for about a week now. I downloaded OKCupid, Skout, Tinder, Coffee Meets Bagel, Match, Down, and EHarmony.  I deleted half of these apps right off the bat – they suck.

The other half led me to some very interesting first liners. These are literally screenshots of the first message a person chose to send to me.  They’re terrifying and hilarious so I thought I’d share with the world 🙂

In case you were wondering, I didn’t message any of these people back.

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That will not be necessary, please leave Rhode Island be.

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All of my pictures are selfies…

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Who or what is Rosie the nosy neighbor? Can someone explain this, is it an inside joke or something??

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Thanks, but I am on here so what does that mean?

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First of all, the word “summary” was literally spelled out for you in my summary. And what if I am a hipster, jeez.

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I would like to reiterate this is the first message he sent me. About his tight tush.
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Straight and to the point.
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This one literally terrifies me.

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Wtf does this mean? And why do people keep complimenting my name as if I named myself??

32 thoughts on “Online Dating: The Worst Pick Up Lines

  1. I have a question about the 5’11” guy with the tight tush. He said he has a big chest and arm. Only one arm is big? Only one arm and he lost the other? I am so confused. Guys are so stupid. xoxo

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