The other half led me to some very interesting first liners. These are literally screenshots of the first message a person chose to send to me. They’re terrifying and hilarious so I thought I’d share with the world 🙂
In case you were wondering, I didn’t message any of these people back.
That will not be necessary, please leave Rhode Island be.
All of my pictures are selfies…
Who or what is Rosie the nosy neighbor? Can someone explain this, is it an inside joke or something??
Thanks, but I am on here so what does that mean?
First of all, the word “summary” was literally spelled out for you in my summary. And what if I am a hipster, jeez.
This one literally terrifies me.
Wtf does this mean? And why do people keep complimenting my name as if I named myself??