I gave dating apps another shot…for like a week. The following are the first messages I received from some of the guys – I proceeded to delete my apps. Check out part one here.
Oh wow that sounds….romantic
Thanks for the invite, but I’ll pass
Well I know you do
Consider this my 100th PSA that pick up lines based off my name are not cute
Even if I could get past your grammar, DON’T SAY THIS TO PEOPLE!!!!
And I shouldn’t be concerned they keep deleting your profile…?
Those are classic!!
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They are awful lol
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i sorta like the first dude’s self-aware parody of the whole schmaltzy dating industry though..
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It probably would’ve worked if dating apps weren’t creepy in the first place lol
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good point. so he just really re-creepified it. hahaha
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I agree with the comment above. That one made me laugh.
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It made me chuckle but didn’t make me want to answer lol
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I’ve never tried on-line dating sites and I never will, the reason is simple I’ve seen how emotionally destructive they can be, a lady I know met with only men who were liars, she’d been single and lonely for nine years and didn’t deserve to be treated so badly.
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I think dating in general is emotionally destructive, online dating just adds a lot more questionable people
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On reflection I was a little dramatic late last night and you did hake me laugh.
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I can’t believe someone tried to use your name in a pick up line. I see how you wanted to delete those apps ASAP.
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It happens all the time lol in person it’s not so bad, online it’s pretty creepy
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As long as it is people you know though right? Yeah, online people are kind of the worst.
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Agree about the one with the grammar error – a huge no no 😄
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lol the grammar error is bad enough!
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These cracked me up!!
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Glad you enjoyed 😂
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Years ago I tried to do the E-harmony thing…I would fill out there 2 hour survey…then have to wait for them to review it….they very politely sent me a message stating that they would never be able to make a match with me…thank you for dropping by….WTF I couldn’t believe it…LOL I tried 3 times, same message, I finally consulted a girlfriend…she told me to lie…and stop being so honest…LOL so I did and I got on…LOL it was a free weekend….I met my current husband on there and its been over 8 years and we are happy as can be…so something did come of that one particular dating sight…kat.
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Wow that’s a crazy story!! I can’t believe they rejected you lol e harmony seems like the most trustworthy site to me, I’m happy for you and your husband! 🙂
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I was completely honest…I am very easy going and accept people for who they are, and don’t ask for much….I was pretty much right down the middle of there little survey….I am guessing they wanted more diversity…LOL I think they are honest….you just have to be careful on any dating sight…there are nasty people everywhere…..kat
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Lol almost worth it for the laughs!
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It’s a little worth it lol
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Online dating offers more reasons to thank God I’m married. The dating world is a mine field. Leave me out of that.
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It is definitely not fun to be dating haha
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Oh my. These are real!?!
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Sadly yes lol
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Wow. Just wow.
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So glad I got married before the Internet age. The best response to a bad line I’ve ever heard was Q: How do you like your eggs in the morning? A: Unfertilized.
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Ugh that’s really bad lol honestly I thought online dating would be easier than meeting someone in person but it’s just a nightmare
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If I may share, here are couple of movies that may shed a different perspective on relationships and the mind that is going after them –
“Mr. Nobody” (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0485947/) & “The Bothersome Man” (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808185/)
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Thanks for sharing! I’ll definitely take a look 🙂
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They’re awfully funny haha!
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Thank you lol funny but terrible
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LOL. Too much.
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It’s crazy 😂
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I’m going to be honest here….I have never said anything like this as my messages are usually bringing up something I liked from their profile with a question and then maybe asking to meet up for coffee after a message or two as I prefer in person conversations for potential dates. These screen shots make me not proud of my gender. Haha. They are entertaining though and I am flabbergasted they all thought these would work. (They also probably wouldn’t understand the word “flabbergasted” either)
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That’s a good start! haha yes the people who send messages like these are not the most savvy on how to speak to women
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These are awesome…I did a blog on profile posts similar to this. https://thestrongwomangame.com/2016/04/22/this-one-is-for-the-fellas-if-youre-looking-for-a-self-made-independent-woman-do-not-do-this/
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yassss I love your posts!! So many guys have pictures on a top of a mountain or doing something crazy I’m like what??? Why do you all have such similar pictures?? I just really question the weird selfies they choose and the things they put in their bio
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OR they’re holding a monkey, or a fish, or a bird….or a tiger…what, the, fuck? lol
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So much no. Why do some guys think this is okay?! Love your sarcasm. 😊 Do you ever reply to these come-ons with comebacks?
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Lol I find they’re never worth my time and they’re just too creepy to reply!
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