How often do I delete and redownload dating apps? Often. Here’s some weird Tinder bios I came across in my swiping adventures:
If a lot of girls on tinder have weird eyebrows and you insult said girls – aren’t you lowering your chances at a match?
I’m gonna need you to not use this face: “;p”
Okay if that’s your thing….”;p”
That’s a lot of money, I’m a little suspicious
Doesn’t this guy just seem super pleasant?
Again, if that’s your thing…..
Next time you’re about to swipe right, I recommend reading the bio. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Oh oh, this was awesome! Can you look at other women’s profiles too? Be fun to see the crazy ones for females too! Hah, could make a game of it, where you try and match the crazies. And you know, I have to use this emoticon now ;P
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It doesn’t get much creepier than “;p” lol I’ll have to take a peek at women’s profiles! I’m sure they’re even weirder than the guys
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lol, it really is creepy. Oh I bet they’re pretty even when it comes to weirdness. 🙂
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I can’t even imagine some of the creeps that show up on there. I’ve heard so many bad ones, I’m shocked any good ones are on there. Probably what you should do is list the ones that are good or normal.
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Lmao if I made a list of the good/normal ones it would just be a blank blog post
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Maybe not completely blank, but you would certainly have to work a lot harder to find 3 examples.
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Their bios might be nice, but they might not be haha you’re right, it would be very hard work
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Yeah, I’m guessing the even the normalest ones are hiding stuff behind that profile.
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Nice to know I’m not the only one reading these crazy things.
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Hahah Yupp you’re not alone!
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Haha! This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
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Thanks for reading 🙂
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so that one guy wants to pay other people so he can massage them? Did I read that right haha
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Yes lol so weird
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This was hilarious!
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Haha oh boy. I feel so normal now. Thanks for this.
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