- You asked for my number after 1 minute of conversation
Like the whole point of messaging through the app is so I have a little privacy.
2. You asked me out on a date after a 5 minute conversation
You are a stranger!!
3. You never ask questions in return.
Please don’t answer my questions in fragments and expect me to keep the conversation rolling
4. I realized your Tinder bio says some pretty weird things
Sometimes I get a little swipe-happy and go off of looks instead of your bio
5. I googled you and found some not so great stuff
Like, you look nothing like your tinder pics.
6. We are just different
We’re not vibing, we have nothing in common, and I’m pretty sure you’re just messaging me out of boredom.